Dear Youngest Child,
As much as I love you, waking up every two hours is not considered a restful night’s repose. Also, I would like to remind you that when you decide to eat more than normal, the cafe runs out of food more quickly than usual. Screaming fits at 2 AM do nothing to remedy the problem. Please go back to your nightly schedule.
Dear Middle Child,
I love you.
Please sleep in your own bed.
Your Sleep Deprived Parents
Dear Alarm Clock,
I. Hate. You.
Dear School Officials,
Can we start school at a more decent time of day, like, say, 10:00 would be awesome.
Sleep Deprived Parents Everywhere
I’m sorry you hate your current brand of cat food, but laying on my face and then racing to the food dish when I get up is not going to make me buy another brand RIGHT THIS INSTANT. Especially not at 2 AM.
You are not doing your job.
This is a breakup letter.
Consider it a Dear John letter.
Adrenal Fatigue and Hypothyroidism
Dear Chocolate Chip Muffins,
STOP calling my name every time I walk by you in the grocery store!! We are NOT friends. I don’t know you!!
PS Having you for breakfast was as a terrible of an idea as it sounded like. Ugh, my stomach…